Chibi's Day Off
or
What happens when Sailor Z gets a writing assignment

"Wahhhhhh!" Chibi Neko Duo bounced around happily, sniffing flowers and chasing butterflies. "Sugoi! No mission!" He bounded around the other four Chibi Neko's in a large circle, then pounced on Chibi Neko Heero. "Hee-chan! What's up? Get your nose out of that computer, it's our day off!"

Chibi Neko Heero turned his patented Death glare(tm) on Chibi Neko Duo.

Neko Duo purred and pounced and Neko Heero's slowly twitching tail. "Gyah! Gotcha!" He giggled, trying to get Neko Heero to smile for once.

Neko Heero growled and yanked on Neko Duo's long chestnut braid. Duo yowled in pain, then rubbed up against Neko Heero, purring loudly as his tail twitched in Neko Heero's face.

"Omae o korosu," Neko Heero growled, then bit Neko Duo's tail. He refused to be cheerful.

"Yow! Hey, Hee-chan, be happy!" Chibi Neko Duo prowled through the grass, purring. Dramatically, "And the wild Chibi Neko Duo stalks his prey! He sights his victim!" Neko Duo crouched low, tail sticking straight up as the very tip of it twitched. "He readies for the attack..." Neko Duo giggled to himself. "And. He. LEAPS!!!" Neko Duo leaped through the air and landed on Neko Heero's lap, laughing his trademark maniacal laughter. "Chibi Neko Shinigami strokes again!"

Chibi Neko Heero glared his Death Glare(tm) at Neko Duo again and shoved the crazy American Neko off of him.

"Go bug Neko Wufei," he muttered.

Duo looked over at the Chinese Neko. Chibi Neko Wufei glowered at him, crouching protectively over a ball of yarn he'd been hitting around. "Naw, he'd give me a lecture on the injustice of the universe and how stupid I am. I don't feel like being talked at for an hour today." He sat up on his hind legs behind Chibi Neko Heero and started licking Neko Heero's head, cleaning him off. "You're dirty."

Neko Heero glared up at Neko Duo. "Go. Away."

"Nope!" Neko Duo said, grinning. "Not until you romp around this pretty field with me, Mr. Perfect Soldier! I am Shinigami, God of Death!" Chibi Neko Duo put a flower behind Chibi Neko Heero's ear, then nipped at his heels.

Neko Heero jumped up, glaring at Neko Duo. "Omae o korosu, baka!"

Neko Duo snickered. "Sure!" He started chasing his tail, laughing in a carefree manner.

Neko Heero rolled his eyes and smiled. "Oh, well," he muttered, then pounced on Chibi Neko Duo.

"GYAH!" Chibi Neko Duo shrieked, then stared at Neko Heero. "H-hey, Hee-chan! You're smiling! That's kinda scary, actually..." He grinned, then batted at the bell on Neko Heero's collar.

"Well, if it's the only way to get you to shut up and leave me alone, then I must." Chibi Neko Heero laughed and proceeded to chase Chibi Neko Duo around the field, both Chibi Neko's purring and laughing happily.

Moral: Not even the Perfect Soldier can stand up in the face of pure, unadultered Death-type friendliness.