OOPS
Richie ran outside into the rain, the slick mud caused him to fall time after time. Mac he had to reach Mac. Wiping his gorgeous strawberry curls off his face, he turned at the quickening buzz coming from behind him. In fear he realized that there was no buzz coming from his teacher. Turning quickly he raised his sword.
"Methos... Duncan... he won’t wake up. I looked out and saw a flash. He was hit by lightening."
"Oh... I’m sorry Richie, but he’ll just stay dead until his body discharges the electrical current and straighten itself out."
"How long will that take?"
"I don’t know, we can always stick a sword in him and hope another strike will short him back out."
"Oh, Methos, I... I’m scared. Who will be my teacher? Where will I go? What do I do with sheep boy?!"
"It’s all right, Richie. I’ll teach you. I first have something to confess. I love you."
"Oh Methy."
‘Richie, I must have you. Now!"
"YES!"
Methos growled and bit Richie on the neck, suckling the bite, then he brought up Richie’s sword and cut off his shirt. The beautiful chest was in his sight, stripping off Richie’s pants he goggled at the lurid purple head of Richie’s cock. "Turn over, I want to see the hole I’m going to plunder, boy!" With a might shove, Methos flipped Richie onto his back. Spreading the taut butt cheeks, Methos grinned. Licking his thumb he pressed it against the ring that was the entrance to the body he desired so much. With a shloop, it took the whole thing.
"I can see you are no virgin, my Richie but if anyone should ever again try to breach this fair pucker, I shall strike them all down for thou belong only to me!" With a mighty shove, he pressed his cockhead, in its own glory a bright red, through the ring that closed around him like a velvet glove.
"Oh glory."
In frantic and needy thrusts they satisfied their desires while pleasing their partner. Soon the tide roared up and Methos flooded Richie with copious amounts of his seed.
From beyond Richie he heard a gasp. Sheep Boy sat up with small blue lightening flashes along his body. "Och! Jaysus, Mary, and Joseph." Closing his eyes, he crossed himself over and over and over and over...
Reading down means you won’t mind Dunkie Death.
After that had been repeated ad naseum, Methos got up and leaned over Duncan. "Shut up boy in a skirt. I'm trying to have sex with my new student."
"You can't do that... it's against the student-teacher bond." Duncan sputtered.
"Well now we have a new one. And Richie likes it."
"Over my dead body." Duncan proclaimed in a loud booming voice.
"Ok." With that Methos whacks off his head and lets the light show flow. Turning to Richie, "Oh Richie..."